It's all Good in the Hood

Okay so last mention of putting Mocha to sleep. It was an ordeal but I'm so glad it's over, he went, it was fast, and he is at peace now I hope. It's apart of life and we will have to go through it someday. I feel pretty good about the whole process and we gave him a good last day on earth.I've decided to honor him by falling down the stairs- ya know, this would happen to me right after something like this- I fell flat down my parents stairs and came home and was so embarassed i fell, I wasn't paying attention and fell down my own stairs!!! lol Just like mocha!! On a plus note though, I came home and played with jerk butt and then I went out for Chinese Food!!!

Well, Life Has gone to Hell in a Handbasket Real Quikcly

Okay, so most of you know we are probably going to have to put my parents dog to sleep :( He has diabetes and we just cant see how cost effective it would be to give hime shots everyday. Everyone in my family feels like a horrible person for making this decision but, no one wants to see him suffer. I'm not too happy about this, and I feel aweful for wishing he was worse than what he really is. I kind of expected to take him to the vet yesterday and he be really weak and unable to move and near death but it was the exact opposite. I walked in and he ran down the stairs tail wagging, ready for me to give him a treat.... Which is making it even harder to talk about putting him down when he thinks your taking him for a car ride....On top of this beautiful mess my personal life is going down the shitter faster than a diaper filled with indian food. Ladies, you have no one in this world to depend on, except yourself. Even loving someone to the point it hurts does not repell you from stupid little problems like money, or bills, or the fact that the dog chewed your slipper. Sometimes in life, even the people who love each other the most have issues. But Ladies I direct this to you because I was once to stupid to realize it myself. You have to take care of YOU. Do not stay with a man because your cd's are in his truck, or your finger feels weird without your ring, or you like their dog. If you have an opinion. Stick to it. I love my other half more than anyone will ever know, and God's brain just short circuited from all of the lovey dovey stuff we do together, that we needed a break. As all relationships do, and though some don't break up over the subject thus the invention of " Women's book club" and the" Sports Complex" were born and the generations thereafter could live with their life partners in harmony and serendipity. So in closing I will leave you with this picture of a monkey, ready to eat a banana :)

So... My Dog is Pretty Much WINNING!!

As I'm writing this blog right now, my dog Jack is sleeping quietly at my feet. He is tuckered out because he was being bad yesertday, so I put him in the backyard and forgot about him. Today he was jonesing to go back outside so I said fine and put him in the yard again only to find out that he and my neighbors dog have been trying to escape through our fence. Both dogs have been pushing at our decaying wood fence in the back and managed to break two slats enough that when I happened to look out the window in the kitchen, Jack was barking wildy with excitement, and there was half a poodle coming into my yard....through the fence!! I had no idea what to do so I promptly brought Jack inside and watched out the window as the stuck poodle tried valiantly to get back to his own yard, checking every once and awhile to make sure Jack wasn't out and ready to play!!! Once Jack was inside and the frenzy was over he quickly layed down and fell into what I can hope was a good dream. He started kicking and pawing his little sleepy feet and I thought he was going to get up to a run in his coma like doggy dream. But no, my awesome dog did just what I would expect any retarded dreamer to do. He farted...and was so scared by the sound he woke up from a dead sleep and gave a look so terrifying that I swear you could hear the cries of Charlie Sheen's children as they watch their dad try to make a salad. Then, suddenly becoming aware that there was no need for alarm he promptly sat back down and returned back to his dreamlike state. And that is why my dog is pretty muchg WINNING!!

Please Bear with Me I got hit with the Stupid Stick and Dont know when To Capitalize Words!!

Okay, so clearly I'm still trying to get the hang of blogging, but bear with me I am getting better. Which brings me to the topic of this blog. It will be whatever the heck comes into this wonderful mind of mine!! Which takes me back to asking you to bear with me: I ask you to do this because I literally had to dictionary.com the way you spell " bear with me" so that no one would think I was speaking about bringing a "bear" animal along, but you also didn't think I was " bare" naked either. Clearly we have all been decieved at how many meanings we have in the good ol' english language about the word " bear" or "bare" or "bair". Now being the amazingly smart teacher that I am, I just googled "two words that sound the same but mean different things" and thanks to askjeeves.com I am being told that those are called homophones. On a sidenote, I just taught an entire lesson on this concept and completely forgot everything I had said but on the plus the kids that I was teaching were like fluent homophone finders so I guess I'm doing something right!!! But seriously, the meaning of "bear" can be a noun, a verb, or an adejective. ( For sanity purposes the mention of the word "bear" will refer to the cuddly teddybear because it gives you that warm fuzzy feeling on the inside when you think of bears like Winnie the Pooh :) I was seriously blown away at my complete lack of remembering the term "bear" can take on so many meanings. Thank god I have the power of the internet at my fingertips, so the world will never know how truly retarded my mind comprehends and processes things. Which just reinstates my purpose for this entire page that everyone in the United States should have court ordered andriods complete with dictionary.com and google maps applications.